Diceritakan di hari pembalasan kelak, ada seorang hamba Allah sedang di
adili. Dia dituduh bersalah kerana mensia2kan hidupnya di dunia utk
berbuat maksiat. Namun begitu dia berkeras membantah, "Tidak demi
langit & bumi, sungguh tidak benar. Saya tak pernah melakukan
perkara itu."
"Tetapi saksi-saksi mengatakan engkau betul2 telah menjerumuskan dirimu
sendiri ke dalam dosa ". Orang itu menoleh ke kiri dan ke kanan, lalu
merenung segenap penjuru ruang yg ada. Kemudian dia pun menyanggah,
"mana saksi2 yg engkau maksudkan? Disini tiada sesiapa melainkan aku
dan suaramu sahaja."
Jawab malaikat, "Inilah saksi-saksimu. ...." Tiba2 mata berbicara,
"Saya yg memandang," Disusuli dengan telinga, "Saya yg mendengar
perkara itu" Hidung pun tidak ketinggalan, "Saya yg mencium"
Bibir pun mengaku dengan biasa, "Saya yang merayu". Lidah menambah
dengan berani, "Saya yang menjilat dan menghisap". Tangan tanpa malu
meneruskan, "Saya yang meraba dan meramas"
Kaki pula menyusul, "Saya yg berjalan dan berlari semasa itu". "Nah
kalau dibiarkan kesemua angota tubuhmu akan memberikan kesaksian
tentang perbuatan aibmu," ujar malaikat. Org tersebut tidak dapat
membuka sanggahnya lagi. Ia berputus asa dan amat berduka kerana
sebentar lagi ia akan dihumban ke dalam neraka jahanam..
Padahal ia amat berharap agar segala perbuatan jahatnya dapat
diselindungi. Tatkala dia sedang dilanda kesedihan, tiba-tiba terdengar
satu suara yg amat lembut dari sehelai bulu mata berbunyi, " Saya pun
ingin mengangkat sumpah untuk menjadi saksi dalam perkara ini."
Malaikat menjawab dengan tenang, "Silakan wahai bulu mata"
"Terus terang sahaja, menjelang ajalnya pada satu malam yang hening,
aku pernah dibasahi dengan juraian air mata penyesalan mengenangkan
segala perbuatan keji yang telah dlakukan. Bukankah rasulnya telah
berjanji, apabila ada seorang hamba yang ingin bertaubat, walaupun
sehelai bulu mata sahaja yg dibasahi dengan air mata, demikian itu
diharamkan dirinya dari ancaman api neraka? Maka, saya sehelai bulu
mata, berani tampil sbg saksi bhw dia telah bertaubat sampai membasahi
saya dengan air mata penyesalan."
Dgn kesaksian bulu mata itu, orang tersebut dibebaskan dari neraka dan
segera dihantar ke syurga: "Lihatlah hamba Allah ini masuk syurga
kerana pertolongan bulu mata.."
Wallahualam..
Saturday, June 19, 2010
saya sayang mak saya!! tapi saya lupa..
Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari....Mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....Mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....Mak
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah....Mak
Bila sambut valentine, aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu, aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”
Selalu....aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila....aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Mak
Bila-bila....aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila....aku nak talipon Mak
Selalu....aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu....Mak ingat kat aku
Renungkan:
“Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja… bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak? Mak bukan nak banyak… lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah“. Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya.
Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada….
MAKKKKK....RINDU MAK....RINDU SANGAT2....
Dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyangkn JENAZAH ibunya....
Bila sedih, aku cari....Mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....Mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....Mak
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah....Mak
Bila sambut valentine, aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu, aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”
Selalu....aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila....aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Mak
Bila-bila....aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila....aku nak talipon Mak
Selalu....aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu....Mak ingat kat aku
Renungkan:
“Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja… bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak? Mak bukan nak banyak… lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah“. Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya.
Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada….
MAKKKKK....RINDU MAK....RINDU SANGAT2....
Dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyangkn JENAZAH ibunya....
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Laughter is the soul's medicine..
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
________________________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Friday, June 4, 2010
haha..
What I
Want In A Man! age 21
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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